December 2009
Gahhhh
You make me melt.
Like the Wicked Witch in The Wizard Of Oz, but in a good way.
The XX
keeps playing in my head over and over again.
Hooliganship Castl Cornrs →
Toasty
Swank Dollar.
A short story for lovers of nonsensical words
stazee:
Morgan M. Morgansen’s Date with Destiny Capricitous califrag Morgan M. Morgansen stood in the longroom of his fourwalls, narcissising himself in the doubleglass. He horizontalized his neckbow and let a long stream of air out of his facehole. He was ready to lothariate. Or at least, ready as he’d ever be. The eatroom was all ashadow with the tiny flames of waxsticks. Our man Morgan...
Cupcake No Fillin'.
aaaalliver:
markvjavier:
ktab:
dennyphan:
Cupcaking is like the art of war.
I mean, you know. that cupcake stage - where words become your greatest weapon. Where your ultimate objective is to break down her walls, invade her mind, and win her over. Where instead of guns and sounds of artillery, she’s shooting you smiles that weaken your own defenses. It’s that stage where when you’re...
ARIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLEE!
discotetris:
I hope you see this, i wanna say….
I LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE YOUI LOVE...
losingstreak:
Wake Up - Arcade Fire
btw
The miles on my car have gone up for a good ass reason.
I’m lovin’ it.
My baaabies
Here’s a picture of them after I got them all dolled up <3
IMY LOVELIES.
Yeah, I know. I’m fuckin’ GOOD.
She's so cute
Just saying.
Set in stone?
I’ve refrained from typing about this for some time. Not even able to write about it in my most personal diary under my bed, I felt like I was betraying some unsaid promise I made to always love you. This isn’t to rant about how much wrong was done to me or you or to confess that I still am or will be in love with you for some time. It’s just to say that IT SUCKS.
It sucks that...
funeralface:
sasquatchsmash:
Yeasayer - I...
SHIIIIT
Can someone get me this for my birthday?!
This Hip Shark is eating a hot lady torso in fur mini dress. But she’s not a victim she’s hitting the hip head with a bone club. This necklace is great on women or men. Very detailed 7 super unique wearable art jewelry. For those that have almost everything.
viaverameat
Everyone needs to follow redsuspenders 'cause his...
EVERYONE WELCOME MY BESTFRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD...
smackyaface.tumblr.com
I love my MackBabes for liiiiiife.
“I bought you seventeen balloons for your seventeenth birthday, but one flew away…soooo…that’s why there’s only sixteen here.”
You’re the fucking best hahaha.
Is it me?
Or has winter fucking come back with a vengeance this year? I was walking to bart from work yesturday and I found like two dead pigeons on the sidewalk. I assumed the froze to death since it was blisteringly cold in the city. My hands and feet get ridiculously cold on the regular, but yesturday it was so bad I was actually in pain.
On lighter note, Mt. Diablo is covered in snow and all around...
Maybe I am a selfish bitch.
feelingfeisty:
But my happiness is more important than your opinion..
I wish I had that kind of mentality. FUCK.
“You know what? Fuck what you’ve heard, FUCK what other people think about...”
– and this is why everything just got a little more complicated interesting.
Oh, to be kissed.
quitecheeky:
mouthfullofgommy:
The science of kissing is called philematology.
On July 5-6, 2005 a couple in London locked lips for 31 hours, 30 minutes, and 30 seconds, making it the longest kiss ever recorded.
French kissing involves all 34 muscles in the face. A pucker kiss involves only two.
The term “French kiss” came into the English language around 1923 as a slur on the...
Some advice
The next time you get a text from him expressing how important your friendship is to him, just know that he sent the exact same thing to three or four other people.
I’ve seen it.
You've managed recreate that feeling I get when I...
Fuck, I like it.